This post is self explanatory it is basically about me not having anything to do during my summer holidays (despite my list a few posts down) i am so bored i think my brain is writhing away and forgetting how to do things for example it now takes me years to lift things up like a cup to my mouth- that would be 4-5 years depending on how heavy the cup is. So this post is going to be short just incase i don’t bore you. You never know boredom my spread faster then bird flu. Or something.

Just now my grandmother has said “You shouldn’t have too much juice or fizzy drink, you know why? Because..(a moments pause just to build up “tension”)..it makes you fat, and look at you, you’re fine now but before….” (nods her head in despair) “and,” she continues and walks up to me only to peer down at my belly and say, ” you’re getting fatter now.” Thanks granmother, always nice to hear. BTW i’m i really fat?