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An interview with a Gossip Queen

Posted by: outcastrebelchic on: September 5, 2008

Me:-Hi. How are you?

Gossip Queen:- Fine.

Me:-What is your hobby?

Gossip Queen:- I like playing tennis.

Me:-What is your favourate food?

Gossip Queen:- Well, i like brown rice, with curry & yoghurt.

Me:- What is your worst subject in school?

Gossip Queen:-Every lesson there is except for the free periods.

Me:-If you were on a dessert island what one item and one person would you take with you?

Gossip Queen:- Hmm..lets see i would take make up and…erm…Gorden Brown!!

Me:-Okay *thinking woah, is this girl for real? Then instantly taking it back coz she’s going to kill me* Name three thing that annoy you.

Gossip Queen:- When my mum nags me, my sister and when *motions frantically toward the bookworm* she pinches me and punches me into to listening to her but….*hesitating* i’m not scared.*bookworm looks up from the book she’s reading and makes threatening gestures*I’m NOT *but shuffles away nonetheless*

Me:- Who last made you laugh?

Gossip Queen:- You lot did.

Me:- Who last made you mad?

Gossip Queen:- *motions silently at the bookworm*

Me:- Ahh, okay what is your favourate word?

Gossip Queen:- Deformed.

Me:- Friends or family?

Gossip Queen:- Friends.

Me:- What would you like to acheive in your life?

Gossip Queen:- A rich husband.

Girl next door:- Goldigger!

Me:- Do you like yourself?

Gossip Queen:- Well, i dont really likethe way i look….but yes i guess i do.

Me:- Are you happy with your life?

Gossip Queen:- It’s okay, i guess it has it’s ups and downs…

Me:- Have you ever wanted to kill someone?

Gossip Queen:- Well, theres her *motions in direction of the bookworm* and my sister, i just hate them sometimes…but one day i will get revenge!

Me:- What impression whould you like to make on people?

Gossip Queen:- That…that i’m not just a pretty face, theres more to me then that… you know?

Me:- Do looks matter?

Gossip Queen:- Well.. obviously.

Me:- Thanks.      

3 Responses to "An interview with a Gossip Queen"

THE BOOKWORM IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!! (Next to you and Miss Specs, of course). The Gossip Queen is going doooown.

*confused*

*also confused*
I do NOT gossip!!!
do you know how bad that makes me sound to those who do and do not know me!??!
please change my name… :(

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